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NEW RELEASES OF NOTE

----> SPECIAL OFFER TO FRESH YARN READERS!! <-----

Here's the deal.... Amy Friedman is one of the most AMAZING personal essay writing teachers and editors around! I've studied with her (me being your FRESH YARN editor, Hillary), and so have many FRESH YARN contributors. In October, she's teaching a personal essay writing and performing workshop called From Page To Stage: A Spoken Word Salon -- in France, as part of The Auvillar Writers’ Workshops.

And they are offering a special discount if you mention FRESH YARN! Here are the deets:

The Virginia Center for the Creative Arts, one of the most respected international arts organizations, is pleased to welcome Amy Friedman to Moulin à Nef, our beautiful studio center in the enchanting medieval hamlet of Auvillar in southwest France. Amy brings her celebrated, inspirational coaching style into an intimate workshop setting where students will write personal essays and learn to perform them so that the audience is drawn into a comforting, intimate atmosphere. Don’t miss this rare opportunity to study with Amy in the unspoiled Gascony region, an area famous for gastronomic delights including excellent local wines. Auvillar is just four hours from Barcelona, and one hour from Toulouse. To learn more about transforming your life experience into riveting storytelling, visit From Page to Stage.

Dates: 10/18-10/24
For more info: 434-946-7236 • http://www.vcca.com/friedman.html
$2195.00 (includes tuition, lodging, all meals, excursions)

FRESH YARN DISCOUNT: $150. Paired with early bird discount, that's $300 off. There's also one partial work study scholarship of $1000.00 being offered. CHECK IT OUT!

Confessions of a Prep School Mommy Handler: A Memoir
by FY contributor Wade Rouse

When Wade Rouse -- a rural, public school graduate who grew up more Hee Haw than Dynasty -- was hired as the director of publicity at the prestigious Tate Academy, he quickly discovered his real job was to make a few of the very pretty, very rich, very mean mommies of the elite students happy. Enter former Tate beauty queen and sports star Katherine Isabelle Ludington -- Kitsy to her friends -- who went to an Ivy, married an Ivy, and made a lot of money.

Now, she is Wade’s VIP volunteer and a perfectly coiffed nightmare. In between designing Louis Vuitton–inspired reunion invitations, dressing as Ronald Reagan for Halloween, and surviving surprise Botox parties, Wade tries to tame Kitsy and her pink Lilly Pulitzer-clad posse while reclaiming his self-esteem. Following a year in the life of the super rich and super spoiled, Confessions of a Prep School Mommy Handler is hilarious, heartbreaking, and deliciously catty.

The Eclipse
by FY contributor Antonella Gambotto-Burke

Described by London's Sunday Times as "intense and moving," and by the American Association of Suicidology as "brilliant", The Eclipse is a memoir you'll never forget.


RECENT RELEASES AND EVENTS BY FY CONTRIBUTORS (and friends!)

QUEEN OF THE ODDBALLS: And Other True Stories from a Life Unaccording to Plan

*** Selected by Borders as one of the Best Literary Memoirs of 2006! ***

by FY creator, host, and editor, Hillary Carlip

A hilariously offbeat memoir about an adventurous young woman's escapades as she defies conventions and transforms an ordinary Los Angeles life into a star-studded, extraordinary miracle of self-discovery. Here are what a couple of publications have said:

Carlip's fresh, funny memoir of growing up at celebrity's edge in Hollywood, accompanied by photos and highlights of current events from the 1960s through 2004, is at once hilarious and heartbreaking." —Publishers Weekly

"[Ms. Carlip's] curriculum vitae reads like a Cliffs Notes version of American popular culture..." New York Times

Check out lots mo' at www.queenoftheoddballs.com

Pretty Little Mistakes -- by Heather McElhatton

Pretty Little Mistakes, a choose-your-own adventure book for adults is out! The book Vanity Fair called, "Cleverly Conceived," and Redbook called, "a must read!" is now available!

Heather McElhatton’s singularly-original debut novel has more than 150 possible endings. From your first choice – where to go after school - you decide which of your dreams to chase. Should you travel abroad or get a masters degree? Marry or stay single? Become an artist, an entrepreneur, a homemaker, a doctor, or a drug dealer? There are hundreds of lives sewn inside one book, some end fabulously and others in total disaster.
In real life you can’t go back and do your life over -– but in Pretty Little Mistakes, you can.

25 Questions for a Jewish Mother -- by Judy Gold and Kate Moira Ryan

Stand-up comic Judy Gold (who won two Emmy Awards for writing and producing The Rosie O'Donnell Show) interviews Jewish mothers and reveals all the strength, love, and, of course, neuroses, that make Jewish mothers so unforgettable. Written with playwright Kate Moira Ryan, 25 Questions for a Jewish Mother is already a hit Off-Boradway show that will be hitting the road soon!

Deliver Me, True Confessions of Motherhood -- edited by Laura Diamond

A collection of personal essays, stories and poems by members of the Los Angeles Poets & Writers Collective. Poignant, heartbreaking, uplifting and honest, they capture the wide-ranging experiences of motherhood, childhood -- even grandmotherhood -- with candor, introspection and wit. This collection of short and accessible pieces that share common experiences told with uncommon nuance -- from the monotonous joys of nighttime rituals, to surviving a pre-school bake sale without burning down the house while baking brownies.

Proceeds from the book benefit Beyond Shelter, Inc., (www.beyondshelter.org), which helps homeless families return to permanent housing and rebuild their lives.

Ditched by Dr. Right
by FY contributor Elizabeth Warner

Critic's Pick
in Entertainment Weekly!

“If you have been looking for the next sassy, scrappy heroine to root for, if you want to behold a true literary accomplishment, sentence by smart-ass sentence, if you want to be riveted by the poignant and hilarious tales of a WASP out of water . . . you must read this book.” –Liz Tuccillo, co-author of He’s Just Not That Into You

Sippy Cups Are Not For Chardonnay: And other things I had to Learn as a New Mom
by FY contributor Stefanie Wilder-Taylor

Sippy Cups are not for Chardonnay delivers the empathetic straight dirt on parenting, tackling everything from Mommy and Me classes (“Your kids don’t need to be making friends at three months old. But you do! And not with people you’ll meet at Mommy and Me”) to attachment parenting (“If you’re holding your baby 24/7, that’s not a baby, that’s a tumor”). Stefanie Wilder-Taylor combines practical tips with sidesplitting humor and refreshing honesty, assuring women that they can be good mothers and responsibly make their own choices, whether they opt for breast milk or formula, disposables or cloth diapers. A witty and welcome antidote to trendy parenting texts and scarifying case studies, Sippy Cups are not For Chardonnay provides genuine support, encouragement, and indispensable, common-sense advice.

Miami Beach Memories
by FY contributor Joann Biondi

A collection of interviews with 100 people from all walks of life-strippers, comedians, lawyers, doctors, waiters, waitresses, cooks, bellhops, writers, photographers-that tells the story of Miami Beach from the 1920s to the 1960s. Full of poignant anecdotes and stunning vintage photos, it's a social narrative that proves that Miami Beach was a hot and happening place way before Paris Hilton ever came to town.

Among the more notable names in the book: comedians Shelly Berman and Shecky Greene, strippers Honey Harlow (wife of Lenny Bruce) and Tempest Storm, boxing trainer Angelo Dundee and Fight Doctor Ferdie Pacheco, actresses Rose Marie and Sheila MacRae, Pulitzer Prize-winning writer Edna Buchnan and Tony Award-winning playwright Mark Medoff, former US Attorney General Janet Reno, and convicted murderer/jewel thief Murf the Surf.

Fired! Tales of the Canned, Canceled, Downsized, and Dismissed

A celebration of crappy jobs that ended poorly... written and edited by FRESH YARN contributor, Annabelle Gurwitch, now in paperback!

Featuring pieces by loads o' FRESH YARN writers including Maxine Lapiduss, Jill Soloway, Paul Feig, Taylor Negron, Carl Capatorto, Eric Gilliland, Lori Gottlieb, Elizabeth Warner, and, yours truly, Hillary Carlip.

Did I Wake You?: Haikus for Modern Living
by FY contributor Beth Lapides

Did I Wake You? is a plugged-in, turned-on, funny enlightened guide to waking up 17 syllables at a time from alternative comedian Beth Lapides.

A haiku collection, a humor book, a self-help and anti-self-help book all rolled into one, Did I Wake You?is easy reading for difficult people. Read it at your desk, in your bed, on the john or the Stairmaster - or anytime you need a lift. And, at 5x6" it makes the perfect little stocking stuffer for all your holiday gift-giving.

Beth calls her haikus 'nano-literature', and her crystalline writing tells tiny stories that wake us up to the beauty, joy, wonder and quantum absurdity of life in the post-9/11 world. Beth's insights into spirituality and sex, sleeping and consciousness, Google and yoga fill chapters like "Dirty Optimism", "My Firewall Needs Work", and "Hollywood Math".

Things to Bring, S#!T to Do... and other inventories of anxiety
by FY contributor Karen Rizzo

Karen Rizzo is a compulsive list-maker. Rizzo’s book THINGS TO BRING, S#!T TO DO…and other inventories of anxiety is narrated by twenty-odd years of her personal lists, annotated with the recollections of herself, her family and her friends from 1970s America to the present day. It’s a compulsively readable book about growing up, screwing up, sometimes succeeding, and being grateful despite the anxiety.

Tiny Ladies in Shiny Pants (now in paperback!)
by FY contributor Jill Soloway

Critic's Pick in Entertainment Weekly!

"A woman this honest and funny is nothing short of revolutionary." - Salon

"Finally, a woman has written a hilarious manifesto for the post-feminist generation… Soloway's wickedly entertaining prose and willingness to bare the most amusing, intimate moments of her life reveal the contradictory challenges of being a smart, sexy woman who wants to have it all." - New York Post

WHY MOMS ARE WEIRD
by FY contributor Pamela Ribon

Pamela Ribon's first novel, Why Girls Are Weird (2003), is based on her own experiences with her hugely successful Web site pamie.com. She's currently developing her second, recent release, Why Moms Are Weird as a sitcom for ABC.

THE KATHY AND MO SHOW
featuring FY contributor Kathy Najimy

"With great insight, wit and compassion, the queens of comedy -- Kathy Najimy (Sister Act, Veronica's Closet, Dirty Blonde) and Mo Gaffney (Mad About You, Happy Texas, Absolutely Fabulous) -- bring their unique perspective to an incredible variety of hilarious characters and situations that will have you laughing from start to finish!

The 2-DVD set features both award-winning HBO specials, The Kathy & Mo Show: Parallel Lives (a decidedly wicked and hilarious look at men, women and modern America) and The Kathy & Mo Show: The Dark Side (a no-holds barred frank and funny look at religion, gay rights and feminism) plus 20 years worth of never-before-seen film clips culled from Kathy's & Mo's private collections, newly filmed footage and audio commentaries making The Complete Kathy & Mo Show a must-have for all Kathy & Mo fans! This phenomenal 2-disc set, featuring two brand new pieces, runs 230 minutes total!"

MEN IN TREES
Created by FY contributor Jenny Bicks, with regular appearances by the fabulous and hysterical FY contributor Lauren Tom.

On ABC Fridays, 9:00 pm, 8:00 pm central time.

VALLEY OF THE DOLLS (NEW RELEASE -- SPECIAL EDITION)
Featuring FY contributor Kate Flannery

Kate Flannery, Meredith on The Office, played Neely O'Hara in the Off Broadway hit, Valley of the Dolls at the Circle in the Square in NYC and LA's Bing Theatre. Now she's featured on the Valley of the Dolls' DVD extras!

LIEBRARY

A totally fun-filled board game created by Daryl Hannah and FY contributor Hilary Shepard.

You don't have to be well-read to play Liebrary. All you need is your sense of humor and creativity! Each player will hear the title and a short description of a book.

Create a convincing first line to fool your fellow players into thinking yours is the REAL first line of the book. The player who reaches the end of the board first wins!

Mad As Hell Club

A new site that's a cross between The Nation and Mad Magazine in which essayists and advice columnists write about issues (more social than political) that they find distressing.
Chock full o' rants, featuring many FY contributors!

WORDPLAY - a new spin on storytelling

A spoken-word show in L.A. created and hosted by two FY contributors Alan Olifson and Gemma Roskam.

Contributors spins six true tales around one theme while DJ Chris Simental spins a real-time soundtrack. It's part This American Life, part stand-up comedy and all for your viewing pleasure.

Every other month, see website for details www.wordplayshow.com
The Fake Gallery, 4319 Melrose Ave. LA CA
$10.00 * RESERVATIONS RECOMMENDED: 323-661-0786

WHEN THE MESSENGER IS HOT: STORIES and ALL THIS HEAVENLY GLORY
By FY contributor, Elizabeth Crane

When the Messenger is Hot ::: "Crane has a distinctive and eccentric voice that is consistent and riveting from the first story to the last, and 'When The Messenger is Hot' expresses a remarkably strong and coherent artistic vision..."
-- The New York Times Book Review

All This Heavenly Glory ::: "Crane has written that excruciatingly great book that begs you to inhale it in one sitting while at the same time trying to savor every knockout sentence."
-- Entertainment Weekly

MOMMIES WHO DRINK: Sex, Drugs, and Other Distant Memories of an Ordinary Mom
By FY contributor, Brett Paesel

"Brett's deeply touching, deeply hilarious autobiographical novel will leave readers stumbling in the streets doubled over with laughter. If Rebecca Wells and Bukowski had a baby and left her on Fran Leibowitz's doorstep she might grow up to be Brett Paesel. Moon Zappa, author American the Beautiful

"...better than a giant bong hit." Sarah Silverman, Writer/Actress, Jesus is Magic

RUBYand NECKLACE OF KISSES
One new book (Ruby) and one new paperback release (Necklace) by prolifc, award winning, acclaimed author, and FY contributor Francesca Lia Block.

Ruby: "... fairy tale simplicity combined with wrenching emotional realism, served with a hefty side of over-the-top romance..." —Publishers Weekly, starred review

Necklace: "Francesca Lia Block's fabulist literature that's particular to Los Angeles is the only American fiction that's really worth reading." - Los Angeles Times

THE DIVISION STREET PRINCESS: A MEMOIR
By FY contributor Elaine Soloway. Set in the 1940s, the memoir is a coming-of-age story of a girl, a store, and a vibrant Chicago neighborhood. It's been nominated for theAmerican Library Association's Alex Awards.

"Simply and gracefully told, Soloway's sweet and lucid memoir affirms the vulnerability and valor of young girls and captures the atmosphere of a striving ethnic community in a rapidly changing city neighborhood." — Booklist

Earl Hamner: From Walton's Mountain To Tomorrow
A biography written about FY contributor Earl Hamner. Earl is known for the books he's written (Spencer's Mountain, etc.), his screenplays (Charlotte's Web, Palm Springs Weekend, etc.) and the legendary TV shows he's created (including The Waltons and Falcon's Crest).

"Earl Hamner, a Virginia native, is one of America's best-loved storytellers, but he has never been the subject of a full-length study. EARL HAMNER: FROM WALTON'S MOUNTAIN TO TOMORROW fills that gap."

TELL ME A STORY
Written and produced by FY contributor Amy Friedman, with Dennis Danziger, and FY contributor Lori Ada Jaroslow who also directed and performs.

"This wonderful CD with eight magical folktales read by stage and screen's most talented actors, and featuring music by renowned composer Laura Hall, will delight listeners from 5 to 95." Read by amazing performers including Charlayne Woodard, Kathleen Wilhoite, and another FY contributor Lauren Tom. Winner of the National Parenting Publications Awards (NAPPA) Gold Medal, and the Parents' Choice Award Silver Honors Award for Storytelling.

Listen to clips at http://cdbaby.com/cd/friedmanhall

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